Alright ketchuplover. you'll have to walk me through this. how do i start?

Just post your opening move. For example 1.e4 or whatever you choose.

alright. seems simple enough. lol
1. e4

1...d6 I've been playing off and on for 38 years. How about you?

2. Qf3

I've been playing for a few years. Then again, I'm only 14. lol. Don't underestimate me, though. I'm very good. I've just got to be in the right environment.... I'm in the right environment. lol

2...Nf6 Ok I won't underestimate you. I'm watching Smackdown(pro wrestling)

3.Nc3
awesome. I stopped watching that when I found out it was just acting, but I still watch it every now and then. I've seen this opening before. I forget what it's called, though.

3...g6 This opening is the Pirc defense Usually white's second move is 2.d4

4.Bb5

Ah. That's what it's called. Anyways, I don't like putting both pawns out like that.

4...c6 What chess books have you read?