1. c4, e5; 2. Nc3, Bc5; 3. e3, Nf6; 4. a3, O-O; 5. Nge2, d6; 6. g3, Nc6; 7. Bg2, Bg4; 8. h3, Bxe2; 9. Nxe2, Qe7; 10. 0-0 , b6; 11. Bxc6, Rad8; 12. b4, Bxb4; (I can't see any good way to save my Dark Bishop, so I might as well snag a pawn on my way out).
"Crap, crap, crap!" Says the Dark Bishop, "What a sad state of events, and what were you thinking?!" He looks a the pawn on b6.
"Sorry sir, but those were the orders I got from the top. To be fair, I don't think they expected this."
The Dark Bishop sighs and rushes the offending White pawn, "If I'm to die, I'm taking you with me!"